mydrunkkitchen:

natazilla:

feb 1st, 2014

All the time always

why do some people capitalise random words in the middle of their sentences

like this isn’t Winnie the Pooh for fuck’s sake

fidefortitude:

she-woolf-in-a-blazer:

moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes
the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

Ask a marine biologist. They will tell you those are majestic flapflaps.

Actually I am a marine biologist and those are in fact lesser spotted majestic flapflaps.

fidefortitude:

she-woolf-in-a-blazer:

moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

Ask a marine biologist. They will tell you those are majestic flapflaps.

Actually I am a marine biologist and those are in fact lesser spotted majestic flapflaps.

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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phalonosiahis
:

ERYKAH & ANDRE

raynauds life part ii: that shit ain’t nailpolish
whenever this happens I am always so tempted to say “oh wow thanks, it’s O.P.I’s new colour, ‘ischaemia’

raynauds life part ii: that shit ain’t nailpolish

whenever this happens I am always so tempted to say “oh wow thanks, it’s O.P.I’s new colour, ‘ischaemia’

uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

hi i’m your local neighbourhood terrorist sticking signs on everything that irritates me

hi i’m your local neighbourhood terrorist sticking signs on everything that irritates me

william shatner & hyenas collab. 2k14

dirtkings:

she’s beauty and she’s grace

fuck off 2 da united states xoxox

dumb things people say to people with raynauds
raynauds lyf xoxox

dumb things people say to people with raynauds

raynauds lyf xoxox

this was not a good time to rediscover Elite Gymnastics feat. raynauds hand

this was not a good time to rediscover Elite Gymnastics feat. raynauds hand