asensuality:

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm*
Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory”
Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all”
Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm”
*cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out*
Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show”
Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way"
Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

turings:

i mean call me a wacky conspiracy theorist but i’m sure the demand for parrots would be slim to nonexistent if we popularised the intelligence and affection (paired with the manageability) of chickens, pigeons, turkeys, etc. 

plays in one (1, uno, ein) larp

larp drama

can u people just calm the tity for five minnit u literally play pretend for fun

piglii:

Square Enix Dev: Hey tigers are, like, absurdly ripped right?

Other Dev: What?

Square Enix Dev: Like, they have the same muscle structure as insanely buff dudes right? Just a real jacked bro? A genuinely ripped beefman? Right?

Other Dev: I mean… they… just… just do whatever you want man.

Square Enix Dev: 

aimesoleil:

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

@pangur-and-grim

finally bought a frame for the soft boy i received a month or so ago! ft. bean looking vantablack af

i’m still frothing over the fact that the real actual softest wibbles boy was lifted up in all his squidgy glory to press his soft dirty peet on the print

a-huge-nerd:

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/

dont forget 

root-deer:

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

everyone omg this is roon, my pc for a dnd larp i’m playing in next weekend

she is a druid and she can do cool stuff like skin a bear for you*

the larp is run by a group of youngsters and we want to support them, so we’ve formed a super ragtag party to play around in their really cool setting

her eyes are supposed to be huge but the 17mm contacts are honestly so difficult and this still looks legit

*the bear must already be dead; roon cannot skin live bears

nope and i have no idea why they seem to @ my url in their profile. it’s not their twitter handle either. able to shed any light as to why it’s there?

kelvin-zero:

Please listen to zapdos cry In the English dub.

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pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

an appreciation post for Wednesday, certified Soft Boy

more Boy pics!

wibbles needs to be in commercials for extra soft toilet paper or paper towels or tissues or something else soft™!

followthebluebell:

pastrygeckos:

surkuzoo:

Welcome home Rilla♥ (Cornish rex)

@followthebluebell

look at this angel

please… give her back her paws… she needs them.