guys I think it’s 1

this is the only golden moment of my biology practice exams so far

this is going straight on my exploring playlist

yes I have an exploring playlist and I highly recommend you make one

tropicalhorsetambourine:

well, I wasn’t kidding when I said it’s a set of jingle bells made from a spray-painted wobbly-toothed tropical-themed horse jaw

so, here is the first instalment in the shit dun got left behind project

go forth and follow, and don’t forget the correct spelling of tambourine we’re in New Zealand not New Jersey yo

yussssss

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sofapizza:

ruinscape:

my kind of music

well i was in the wrong marching band

it’s winter soz xoxox

he is honestly a stunning performer and I would probably pay a lot of money to see him simply because he can actually sing yo

this song is about vaginas and he makes it gorgeous do you know how difficult that is to do

the answer is very

a list of really fun tunes to sing your cat’s name to (which I have absolutely not been doing over the past week)

• Holst’s ‘Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity’
• Everly Brothers’ ‘All You Have To Do Is Dream’
• Aaliyah & Drake’s ‘Enough Said’

I think Bean likes the Holst best

the previous owner of our house exhibits all the signs of hoarding and ugly sentimentality and I haven’t even met him

today we found in excess of five hundred blank plastic tape reels in their boxes in the storeroom (which is also full of his other shit I can’t even begin to describe the shit that’s in there oh my goodness)

but note the ‘blank’

there is nothing on the reels

there is no tape

just the reels

after the tropical horse tambourine incident I can only suppose he was pathologically attached to his studio

more to come soon - and you will finally all see the world’s most terrifying musical instrument in existence, provided you have the blog’s URL and password which I will set up in the next week or so

omg she is a total sweetie

okay I have this thing where I have to look up interviews with the more creepy Twin Peaks characters’ actors/actresses in order to make them less scary

idgaf that this has quotes from The Notebook in it (which I just didn’t enjoy let’s be real here) it’s really nice and like 90% of this channel is just nice ah

I love small things too - Nuccini! & Bleubird

I can never choose a favourite line of this but it’s my favourite poem-thing that’s been in my life for a year or so now and it’s really important to me and it’s finally on the internet honestly just listen it’s gorgeous

hearts have many functions: crushed, smashed and alive

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the night we finally spoke was the most comfortable sleep I ever had at your house

I am eating a very special chocolate brownie that my mum’s friend made for me

she’s in a residential rehab facility after a massive haemorrhagic stroke six months ago, and the fact she’s made it this far to spend all morning making delicious brownies and cupcakes and scones for all her friends (in spite of having almost zero feeling in her right side) is really amazing

and that’s why this brownie is special

I will now be quietly documenting the things the previous owner of our house left behind because woah there’s some freaky stuff around here

some of it will be in photoessay form

some of it will be lists, whatever, mostly I’ll just be gobsmacked at the idea that the items in question 1) existed in the first place or 2) were left behind

I may sideblog it with a password for his privacy/dignity but basically we’re getting a giant box, putting all the shit in it and giving it to him when he returns to collect his council park bench and Easter Island garden ornaments

he is going to have no idea what to do with all this junk seriously

here is a three-word teaser for the first item of interest: tropical animal tambourine (actually even more terrifying than you’d think)