apparently this is a common search for people who also think they’re losing their minds

apparently this is a common search for people who also think they’re losing their minds

today I learned who rupaul is
and realised I don’t give a fuck

today I learned who rupaul is

and realised I don’t give a fuck

tell me how you could ruin such a beautiful woman

coldplay is not what they used to be

but this is very happy

the entire show

jeremy clarkson: lol i’m an asshole

hammy: i’m quite short

james: -does something sensible-

hammy and jeremy: what a twat james you’re such a dweeb

so I’m making a faun/ram/goat-person costume by myself (sans the horns which I may be purchasing as casts of real ram horns oh my lawd they are gorgeous)
anyway here are the armatures for the polymer clay hooves of the gloves out of tin foil = a ton cheaper and lighter than using full polymer clay
no opposable thumbs lol no panpipes for you bitch
money spent so far: $0 for tin foil (it was less than 1 metre and I have tons of it)+ $10 for awful awful shiny pump heels I got on special at the Warehouse, which will be de-heeled and made slightly more platformy using wood or urethane or something idk
if you follow me and don’t give a shit about fauns you can blacklist ‘fauntimes’ which will be the tag for this project but I will forever remember that you don’t give a shit about fauns

so I’m making a faun/ram/goat-person costume by myself (sans the horns which I may be purchasing as casts of real ram horns oh my lawd they are gorgeous)

anyway here are the armatures for the polymer clay hooves of the gloves out of tin foil = a ton cheaper and lighter than using full polymer clay

no opposable thumbs lol no panpipes for you bitch

money spent so far: $0 for tin foil (it was less than 1 metre and I have tons of it)
+ $10 for awful awful shiny pump heels I got on special at the Warehouse, which will be de-heeled and made slightly more platformy using wood or urethane or something idk

if you follow me and don’t give a shit about fauns you can blacklist ‘fauntimes’ which will be the tag for this project but I will forever remember that you don’t give a shit about fauns

warning, potentially gross nurse talk ahead:

I met a nurse on my placement who could smell cancer and differentiate it from e.g. the smell of wound infection or dead tissue or whatever

she said she thinks it’s like the thing where only some people can smell asparagus in their pee, but with cancer

it was really interesting (she was also from an oncology background so has probably smelled some pretty horrible things)

we were wondering what was going on with this one patient

like he smelled pretty awful, kind of like stale breath and dead things and everything within a 3 metre radius of him stank of whatever this smell was

this cancer-smelling nurse clocked on and we handed over to her and before we mentioned the patient had a skin cancer on his ear she quietly said “I popped in on him on my way in, he smells like skin cancer” and we were like WELL THEN

this same nurse can also smell C. difficile in people’s stools - she’ll send a spec off whenever she suspects it and it will usually come back positive

talk about nurse superpowers

jimmy go SMOOCH

jimmy go SMOOCH

princeowl:

cool message from godzilla, destroyer of male entitlement 

princeowl:

cool message from godzilla, destroyer of male entitlement 

betype:

The 10 Commandments of Typography.

it honestly shocks me that people can’t instinctively get 2 and 3 right

90% of the sentiment of the phrase ‘fuck cancer’ is because chemotherapy

this is by far the most fucking cute random event on subeta
it makes me feel better about the fact that almost everyone there is an asshole yay

this is by far the most fucking cute random event on subeta

it makes me feel better about the fact that almost everyone there is an asshole yay