This is incredible enough to outdo the original.
This is what it sounds like to sit on a footbridge overlooking a city street at 6am, waiting for the sun to rise, feeling like the last people on earth.
Things I need to learn:
- how colour theory works
- how to dress myself
- how to ask for help from retail assistants (and everyone else)
- how to enjoy avocados
- how to appreciate politics
- how to deal with manipulative asshats
- how to say the right thing
- how to do my hair so I don’t walk around looking like a flaccid plant
Colgate Train Crash - world’s worst cocktail
I made this today in order to achieve a photographically suitable green cocktail for JS to Polaroidise. It tasted like a toothpaste tube exploded all over a honeydew melon and somebody poured acetone on the wreck and set it on fire. Fruity toothpaste fire nightmare. Don’t do it.
- 3 parts Midori original
- 2 parts menthol Schnapps
- 1 part Schweppes classic lemonade
- juice of one lemon slice
- Stir on ice.
- Serve.
- Mourn shriveling of tastebuds.
sane - written yesterday
watch you reckless sexless tasteless
get you sightless leave you rightless
health and living: foreign concepts
but: have envelope, will push.
epinephrine hope laid in its casket
hella blue kid with the world in one iris
mad in the other, deathlist checklist
on swinging steps for freezing bitches
‘he’ll grow up, hit you, leave you, worthless
you’ve been slammed girl and i can’t watch this
i can’t watch this’
so i said i was going to do a giveaway when i hit a certain number of followers and i am FINALLY able to do it! so… rules.
- reblog this post once a day only, winner will be picked by a number generator.
- likes don’t count
- you don’t have to follow me to win but all my followers are appreciated!
- contest ends wednesday february 1st
- good luck!
WHAT YOU WIN:
a pair of custom foam and resin antlers or horns. i can replicate most animals or can make a pair from a fantasy animal. max length of the horns is 18” and they can be mounted on a headband, or clips.
Want.
(via thatgingeone)
STAR SLINGER - JET JAM MIXTAPE #1 (FREE DOWNLOAD)
JET JAM is the brand new club night I’ll be starting/hosting in Ljubljana (Slovenia) along with my visual artists/graphic designer friends. Our goal is to simply throw parties where people let their hair down. We possess a burning world Influence & will be inviting DJ’s from all over Europe to spin their eclectic selections. We can’t wait to project the party we’ve had in our heads for so long! We don’t care about genre, the BPM of the tunes, just having ourselves a merry-ass time.
To celebrate the ethos of the club, here is the first mixtape… Mixed by myself including an exclusive collaboration with Chippy Nonstop.
Tracklisting:
1. THE 2 BEARS - WORK (TODDLA T REMIX FEAT. TRIM, SCUZZFIZZER & TRIGGANOM)
2. SOULJA BOY & YOUNG L - ALL GOLD EVERYTHING
3. SOUND PELLEGRINO THERMALTEAM - BASSFACE
4. CROOKERS - HUMMUS
5. LOL BOYS - POP EM
6. STAR SLINGER - CHAIN DUMBIN FEAT. JUICY J, PROJECT PAT & REGGIE B
7. DJ JOKER - BOOTY 2 FAT (DONKEY)
8. SOUND PELLEGRINO THERMAL TEAM - PRETTY PRETTY GOOD
9.RIHANNA - WE FOUND LOVE (STAR SLINGER REFIX)
10. BURAKA SOM SISTEMA - WE STAY UP ALL NIGHT (STAR SLINGER REMIX)
11. TIMBALAND - INDIAN FLUTE
12. CHRISSY MURDERBOT - I NUTTED IN U (FEAT. GANT MAN)
13. MIGUEL - SURE THING
14. LA CHAT - SLOB ON MY CAT
15. STAR SLINGER - SIPPIN (FEAT. CHIPPY NONSTOP)
16. TYGA - RACK CITY
17. WALE & DIPLO - SLIGHT WORK (FEAT. BIG SEAN)
18. TODDLA T - BODY GOOD
19. THE PACK - VANS
20. KRIS KROSS - JUMP
21. SHIRLEY ELLIS - THE CLAPPING SONG (STUMBLE’S YONGE ST EDIT)
22. JACKSON 5 - I WANT YOU BACK (DREADSQUAD BLEND)
23. HOT 8 BRASS BAND - SEXUAL HEALING
You know you want to. This is Star Slinger we’re talking about.
(Source: bymyownheart, via nmnn)
things have been so crazy and hectic
i shoulda gotten back by now
but you know how much i wanted to make it
it’s probably better anyhow
so if you gotta go
if there’s anything i should know
if the spotlight makes you nervous
if you’re looking for a purpose
you put the tea in the kettle and light it
put your hand on the metal and feel it
but do you even feel it anymore?
i remember when you should i was joking
now i’m off singing karaoke further than i’ve ever been
so if you gotta go
if there’s any way i can help
isn’t it ironic that the girl i wanna marry is a wedding planner
that tells me my life is too much and then moves to atlanta
damn of all the places you could go
i just thought you’d choose somewhere that has somebody that you know
i’m always up too late i worry ‘bout you there alone
in that place you call your home
warm nights and cold patrón
i hope you don’t get known for nothing crazy
cos no man ever wants to hear those stories ‘bout his lady
i know they say the first love is the sweetest but that first cut is the deepest
i try to keep us together you were busy keepin’ secrets
secrets you were telling everybody but me
don’t be fooled by the money i’m still just young and unlucky
i’m surprised you couldn’t tell
i was only tryin’a get ahead
i was only tryin’a get ahead
but the spotlight makes you nervous
and you’re looking for a purpose
i was only tryin’a get ahead
i was only tryin’a get ahead
but the spotlight makes you nervous
‘Fat Chicks’
This looks worse than it is. I was just taking a sip of my beverage when Wade starts a story with “I spooned a fat chick once.” This was the classiest evidence we could manage to immortalise the moment I spat the aforementioned beverage sip all over the ground, seized by absolutely agonising laughter. As you can see, it was so agonising that I couldn’t keep the phone still.
SPONTANEOUS SOCIAL THINGS. THEY ARE HAPPENING TO ME. Also I love this kid.
- Wade: Shall we come to yours now?!
- Me: Hells yeah! I just put beer in the freezer yo
- Wade: I love you so much!
- Me: I love you too!
- (on a side note I also have a pomelo and WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT I AM SO EXCITED)
She wants to hold a hand but she’s got clinic sweats. Young blood under baby skin, thick like a pulse at night. She feels old, that’s what it is.
Back on the street she wants to talk about the world but she’s got chemist breath. Paper bags come tumbling down from heaven to send nausea and screaming, help me.
This car is a shaking bin. Heavy dubstep wubs its way out of shitty subwoofers in the boot. It makes a back massage she didn’t know she needed. The windows are down and for the first time in her life she is in that car, thumping at the lights, being looked at as if its inhabitants were engaging in nonchalant sexual activity in the middle of the road. It makes her feel a little powerful.
She allows the wave of short-term catatonia to hit. Her head hangs to one side and the sun breaks down onto it and also makes her leg sting. For this short while, it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t make sense. This is the world’s big featherduster, welcome one and all, to feel summer fever hit hard and delude her.
Bennett found a bride #textsfrombennett
I secretly check up on Bennett every now and again. This one was just too good to pass up.
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