crotchetybushtit:

yea getting girls to do STEM fields is important but u know what else is important? that we stop devaluing feminized work like elderly and child care, support work, social work, teaching, etc. pls stop acting like STEM fields are the final frontier for women

serenade me with this and I’ll probs marry you

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

me rn

me rn

the sensation of my adrenal glands working overtime whenever I think about NPCing for a LARP proves to me that I do in fact still need to be on my medication

all your friends asking where you stand with the boy
facetime said you got plans for the boy
studyin’ your body that’s exams for the boy
take a flight here, pop a xan for your boy
waking up in amsterdam with the boy
long flight home, another xan for your boy
you would probably fly out to japan for the boy
you would probably kill another man for the boy
you would probably
you would probably lie about it on the stand for your boy
put the bible to your right hand for the boy
that’s why you ain’t never gotta worry bout the boy
you know you got
you know you got that really good insurance on the boy
you just gotta pack a bag and hurry to the boy

it started out legit and then I added a flower crown
and then I decided you know what nope and drew some booty

it started out legit and then I added a flower crown

and then I decided you know what nope and drew some booty

1000drawings:

 by kam wei

1000drawings:

 by kam wei

"I love playing someone who has so much integrity, who has so much joy and so much life—even though her life is now in prison. She’s locked up, but she’s able to build up joy anyway."

- samira wiley for brooklyn magazine

this woman is incredible

I like to think men are butter in my hands but then when I actually try to initiate something I’m like

It has been nine years since you first started telling me about how wonderful Macs are and today I bought one and thought of you <3

I only just saw this wtf

I was such a little asshat in school omg