jojomirabelle:

Girl dicks > boy dicks reblog if u agre

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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i show georgia the dude i think is cute atm and she goes through and finds like the 3/400 photos of him on facebook in which he happens to be wearing either a fedora or a top hat and then all the ones in which he is in terrible drag (>10)

have i made a terrible mistake y/n

anarchacannibalism:

iamtheuncannyvalley:

theskeetman:

frankiemarx420:

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

THIS IS FUCKING SICK

Man, white kids like to pretend that metal is all Vikings and shit when this shit exists. A haka is more metal than you or your Mastadon tattoo will ever be.

god, this is so fucking great

kapa haka is just

kapa haka is really really great

the best part is that they’re so awesomely terrifying and then immediately afterwards they pick up their bags and stand around and it’s just school again it’s so great

conflictingharry:

@new zealanders i know what’s happening in ferguson seems extreme but please be aware that maori and islanders in new zealand get persecuted unfairly every day by the law purely because of the colour of their skin and institutionalised racism isn’t a far off concept it’s alive and well in our own country so don’t take the high road before looking @ yourself

banned from teaching in classrooms? every primary school you go into has Maori labels everywhere, you can take it as an NCEA subject at most high schools and almost every school celebrates Maori language week? I agree that pakeha haven't done nothing wrong, but the treaty left Maori in a better position than pakeha
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goodbyetocitylights:

frankbainimarama:

conflictingharry:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mate

im talking about how in 1867, policy was made where english was the only language taught in schools and it was only in the 80’s where maori was made an official language of aotearoa

(please remember that maori are the indigenous culture of nz, we came here, we colonised, we took over and if anything maori should have always been the “official” language of aotearoa, it makes sense)

also if you want to think about it, why is there a maori language week and not an english language week??? because maori culture is actually so ignored by mainstream and official channels in new zealand that we actually NEED to show that it exists to prove that we aren’t actually just pakeha pakeha pakeha

and as for “the treaty left Maori in a better position than pakeha”, maori owned 80 percent of land in 1860, and in 2000 they owned little over 4%

when have you ever heard a joke that is genuinely offensive to pakeha???? when have you heard a joke that perpetuates a harmful stereotype about pakeha culture??? you fucking havent, maori are targeted in new zealand and they are worse off for pakeha residing in aotearoa and if we as pakeha dont acknowledge that then race relations are going fucking nowehere

TELL IT!!!!!

PREACH!

Jimmy has never seen anyone crying before and he’s extremely responsive to human faces and expressions

so he looked genuinely terrified and wouldn’t let me hold him and like it was so hilarious but at the same time I’m so fucking heartbroken

it’s like when you’re a kid and you hurt yourself real bad but then start laughing for some reason and then you just look like this hysterical mess (because you are)

Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless (Extended Remix)
646,462 plays!

the-wistful-collectivist:

al-fred-lw:

rihenna:

weredoc:

Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless (Extended Remix)

Bow Down + Flawless Remix
GET YOUR LIFE, GIRLS!

*deletes other version from blog* just when I thought I couldn’t receive more life, here comes the extended version!

this was stuck in my head at work today

JS LOOK

FUCK YES

nurse talk if ur heart does literally any of this u gon die
like real fast lol

nurse talk if ur heart does literally any of this u gon die

like real fast lol

I probably can’t play this at my 21st can I

caliphorniaqueen:

oh…my…G O D

caliphorniaqueen:

oh…my…G O D

apparently this is a common search for people who also think they’re losing their minds

apparently this is a common search for people who also think they’re losing their minds

today I learned who rupaul is
and realised I don’t give a fuck

today I learned who rupaul is

and realised I don’t give a fuck

tell me how you could ruin such a beautiful woman