why do some people capitalise random words in the middle of their sentences
like this isn’t Winnie the Pooh for fuck’s sake
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Ask a marine biologist. They will tell you those are majestic flapflaps.
Actually I am a marine biologist and those are in fact lesser spotted majestic flapflaps.
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
ERYKAH & ANDRE
raynauds life part ii: that shit ain’t nailpolish
whenever this happens I am always so tempted to say “oh wow thanks, it’s O.P.I’s new colour, ‘ischaemia’
If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.
she’s beauty and she’s grace
fuck off 2 da united states xoxox