January 2012
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Things I need to learn:
how colour theory works how to dress myself how to ask for help from retail assistants (and everyone else) how to enjoy avocados how to appreciate politics how to deal with manipulative asshats how to say the right thing how to do my hair so I don’t walk around looking like a flaccid plant
Jan 25th
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Colgate Train Crash - world's worst cocktail
I made this today in order to achieve a photographically suitable green cocktail for JS to Polaroidise. It tasted like a toothpaste tube exploded all over a honeydew melon and somebody poured acetone on the wreck and set it on fire. Fruity toothpaste fire nightmare. Don’t do it. 3 parts Midori original 2 parts menthol Schnapps 1 part Schweppes classic lemonade juice of one lemon slice ...
Jan 23rd
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sane - written yesterday
watch you reckless sexless tasteless get you sightless leave you rightless health and living: foreign concepts but: have envelope, will push. epinephrine hope laid in its casket hella blue kid with the world in one iris mad in the other, deathlist checklist on swinging steps for freezing bitches ‘he’ll grow up, hit you, leave you, worthless you’ve been slammed girl and i...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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HTDW's top albums of 2011 →
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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SPONTANEOUS SOCIAL THINGS. THEY ARE HAPPENING TO...
Wade: Shall we come to yours now?!
Me: Hells yeah! I just put beer in the freezer yo
Wade: I love you so much!
Me: I love you too!
(on a side note I also have a pomelo and WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT I AM SO EXCITED)
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
Anonymous asked: Clap your hands, all together now; the banjo's back in town.
Slap your sides, lovely weather now; the banjo's back in town.
Click your heels to the rhythm of the music swinging through...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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“If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at the same time, then...”
– Sylvia Plath
Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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Do you have a blender? Let’s make beer smoothies.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Light rant, as the day after a nice day feels like...
I hate this time of year. I need work and things to do. Seeing as I was totally immobile for almost two weeks when people were more or less in the general area, I will now proceed to add to my protective, isolated, angry force-field that is directed primarily at my family and the inactivity thereof. I am not good at being, I thrive by doing, which is why I loved school. This is why I do not read...
Dec 27th
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The initial bite of food is 80% of its original taste. After that, each bite decreases in taste by 5%. Please come back.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I always feel so spoilt at Christmastime! candy (proper Sherbet Dabs, Roses, marshmallows and a Blackpool Rock Mint omnomnom) stylophone monies (I plan to buy a new rubbish bin and a retro floral bathing cap) Gingerdead cookie cutter from Maddy music (Amy Winehouse’s Lioness, David Bowie’s Low, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds DVD video collection) Scott Schuman’s ‘The...
Dec 24th
“Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a...”
– Sylvia Plath (via troubled)
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Anonymous asked: oh god.. did you have a tonsilectemy?? did it suck?? Im getting one in less than a month.
Dec 23rd
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Turns out that a small part of the reason I feel so awful is tramadol withdrawal. I can’t sleep because my legs keep twitching and aching, and when I do sleep I can’t wake up. I’m crazy aggressive and I have the shakes. It’s miserable.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Things I am going to eat when I am better: KFC (popcorn chicken snack box & two crispy strips) Leanne’s Kitchen dumplings, pan-fried (pork & cabbage) mince & cheese pie (from Nosh or my favourite Glen Innes bakery) sweet & sour pork with sticky white rice Carl’s Jr. (hand-breaded chicken fillet sandwich combo with natural-cut fries) delicious sushi from Yummy ...
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Funny things they don’t tell you about tonsillectomies (the little added bonuses): your tongue will be numb for days, swell to the size of your face, and scallop like crazy - you will resemble Scooby-Doo while you are asleep you will dribble in your sleep errday and wake up resting your head in your own saliva lolololol you will offend all living things with your breath which tastes like...
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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