January 2012
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Things I need to learn:
how colour theory works
how to dress myself
how to ask for help from retail assistants (and everyone else)
how to enjoy avocados
how to appreciate politics
how to deal with manipulative asshats
how to say the right thing
how to do my hair so I don’t walk around looking like a flaccid plant
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Colgate Train Crash - world's worst cocktail
I made this today in order to achieve a photographically suitable green cocktail for JS to Polaroidise. It tasted like a toothpaste tube exploded all over a honeydew melon and somebody poured acetone on the wreck and set it on fire. Fruity toothpaste fire nightmare. Don’t do it.
3 parts Midori original
2 parts menthol Schnapps
1 part Schweppes classic lemonade
juice of one lemon slice
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sane - written yesterday
watch you reckless sexless tasteless get you sightless leave you rightless health and living: foreign concepts but: have envelope, will push. epinephrine hope laid in its casket hella blue kid with the world in one iris mad in the other, deathlist checklist on swinging steps for freezing bitches ‘he’ll grow up, hit you, leave you, worthless you’ve been slammed girl and i...
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HTDW's top albums of 2011 →
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SPONTANEOUS SOCIAL THINGS. THEY ARE HAPPENING TO...
Wade: Shall we come to yours now?!
Me: Hells yeah! I just put beer in the freezer yo
Wade: I love you so much!
Me: I love you too!
(on a side note I also have a pomelo and WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT I AM SO EXCITED)
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Anonymous asked: Clap your hands, all together now; the banjo's back in town.
Slap your sides, lovely weather now; the banjo's back in town.
Click your heels to the rhythm of the music swinging through...
Slap your sides, lovely weather now; the banjo's back in town.
Click your heels to the rhythm of the music swinging through...
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December 2011
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If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at the same time, then...
– Sylvia Plath
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Do you have a blender? Let’s make beer smoothies.
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Light rant, as the day after a nice day feels like...
I hate this time of year. I need work and things to do. Seeing as I was totally immobile for almost two weeks when people were more or less in the general area, I will now proceed to add to my protective, isolated, angry force-field that is directed primarily at my family and the inactivity thereof.
I am not good at being, I thrive by doing, which is why I loved school. This is why I do not read...
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The initial bite of food is 80% of its original taste. After that, each bite decreases in taste by 5%.
Please come back.
I always feel so spoilt at Christmastime!
candy (proper Sherbet Dabs, Roses, marshmallows and a Blackpool Rock Mint omnomnom)
stylophone
monies (I plan to buy a new rubbish bin and a retro floral bathing cap)
Gingerdead cookie cutter from Maddy
music (Amy Winehouse’s Lioness, David Bowie’s Low, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds DVD video collection)
Scott Schuman’s ‘The...
Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a...
– Sylvia Plath (via troubled)
Anonymous asked: oh god.. did you have a tonsilectemy?? did it suck?? Im getting one in less than a month.
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Turns out that a small part of the reason I feel so awful is tramadol withdrawal. I can’t sleep because my legs keep twitching and aching, and when I do sleep I can’t wake up. I’m crazy aggressive and I have the shakes. It’s miserable.
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Things I am going to eat when I am better:
KFC (popcorn chicken snack box & two crispy strips)
Leanne’s Kitchen dumplings, pan-fried (pork & cabbage)
mince & cheese pie (from Nosh or my favourite Glen Innes bakery)
sweet & sour pork with sticky white rice
Carl’s Jr. (hand-breaded chicken fillet sandwich combo with natural-cut fries)
delicious sushi from Yummy
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Funny things they don’t tell you about tonsillectomies (the little added bonuses):
your tongue will be numb for days, swell to the size of your face, and scallop like crazy - you will resemble Scooby-Doo while you are asleep
you will dribble in your sleep errday and wake up resting your head in your own saliva lolololol
you will offend all living things with your breath which tastes like...
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