December 2009
New Year's Resolutions
Go for a coffee with Lucy Humphreys.
I will not smoke weed.
I will not get dead drunk.
Get B+ in all subjects, A* in IG Music.
Make sure academic notes are all completely up-to-date at the end of each academic month.
Go to the blood bank with Bronte and donate blood.
Introduce myself to the lady down the road who might need me to babysit her kids.
Complete a publish-quality short film.
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Extracts from Summer 2008/2009 diary, to end the...
25th December
“Rules of Christmas:
Don’t open what your mother says could be an embarrassing present in front of extended family only to discover it’s a pair of 92% cotton, 8% spandex ORANGE underpants.
Mosquitoes receive near-microscopic NITROS tanks for Christmas.
Cocker Spaniels are the most easily influenced dog breed of all time.
By ten o’clock, your inbox will have filled twice...
You can HEAR the drunkenness all the way down our...
I really hate Shane Dawson.
I can never take the video clip for Halo by...
This is only because the puppy that pops up halfway through it is completely unexpected. Every time I see it I crack up laughing. And also when they’re brushing their teeth. Like, it’s cute, but it’s really unexpected.
My skin has decided to rash up on my neck. It’s not nickel allergy and it’s nowhere else, it’s just my neck. It’s behaving like early eczema but I never had eczema as a child.
Oh fuck-o. It’s also behaving like early psoriasis. “Psoriasis…can occur at any age, although it most commonly appears for the first time between the ages of 15-25 years.” One...
my mother said / i never should / play with the...
tinker tailor soldier sailor rich-man poor-man...
Wade: Imagine twenty adult males with the mental age of nine. Me: That must have been horrible! Wade: My dad got a machete from my grandma and just attacked everyone with it all day. But we had a lot of food so it was fine.
Wade, you texted me at 9am. You're never awake at...
You start telling me about what you’ve been up to; you’re tiki touring for the New Year with family and friends, and you ask me how my tiki tour’s going. Either you’re really freaking bored, or you’re genuinely interested in what I’m doing with my life. That’s the way, kid. Still crazy, friendly and protective as hell. I’m glad.
I think my cousin broke some ribs today on the...
Apart from that, he’s just really really sad. I just hope he’s okay. I won’t see him for another two years.
say you'll stay / don't come and go / like you do
2009.
Which was the best month for you? May, and November.
Which month(s) was the worst? Probably August.
What was the most significant thing that happened this year? I kind of discovered myself. Finally. And discovered the principles of unconditional love.
What person had the most impact on your life this year? There’s a few of them. I’d have to say that Reece wins this one. Reece taught...
It is 12:05am.
Just finished importing footage.
And before that, Hannah and I were totally listening to music and making shoes out of newspaper. Yes really. I may or may not post photographs of them. They are the funniest things I have ever made, apart from paper nuns. They are very stylish, says Hannah. I agree wholeheartedly.
And we painted our nails with nail pens. I tried to draw a cow on Hannah’s...
Grace
loquaciouscatastrophe:
nomorespacedogs:
loquaciouscatastrophe:
what are you doing
go book your tickets
>.>
oh face-and-a-half must do will do nao.
In doing so, you have probably saved me a dozen grey hairs.
DONE :D
Grace
loquaciouscatastrophe:
what are you doing
go book your tickets
>.>
oh face-and-a-half must do will do nao.
daft punk daft emo
david gray david orange
goldenhorse goldencow
goodshirt goodtrousers
henry gross henry despicable
imogen heap imogen quantity
crowded house crowded garage
britney spears britney bowcasters
basshunter bassnimrod
mavis staples mavis paperclips
neil young neil middle-aged
the phoenix foundation the phoenix mascara
red cafe red restaurant
savage garden savage lawn
damien rice
damien corn
THIS IS FUN, ANNA :D
yougoglencoco:
stan walker
stan paraplegic
stan stfu he needs to gtfo of the top ten and go get a real career because he is being babied in his current one and doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into </industryrant>
I can be feeling like shit and without any warning you remind me I am stronger than this. <3
yougoglencoco:
dear boobs,
where the FUCK did you come from i was flat as a surfboard this June you hurt excessively too. stop it.
thanks, anna
dear boobs,
lolwut you forgot to pay your rent this year and you bought waaaaay too much new furniture but it’s okay, you can stay if you want
thanks, grace
I have three things to say.
fuck
shit
fuuuuuuck
are you all really happy / with your lives? / and...
IloveMaddyveryveryverymuch
Anton. →
I find it kind of awkward that I was just handed...
Duirsy is a Calico Brother. And he doesn’t know that I know. Which is awkward.
I'm back.
FUCK.
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red wine / and sleeping pills / help me get back...
Christmas so far.
Daniel snoring at unearthly hours
grandmother listening to commercial carols on the radio
cereal and Red Vines for breakfast
awkward stockings that aren’t stockings full of candy and a toothbrush because my uncle is a dentist
marveling at beauty of morning
opening presents
monies
pyjamas
more pyjamas
Jane Eyre
LBP
candy
bingo dabber (yussssss)
singlet thingo
earrings
...
Question: By the time DeviantArt hits 100 million...
(via loquaciouscatastrophe)
Exactly what I was thinking. About… four XD