‘Fat Chicks’
This looks worse than it is. I was just taking a sip of my beverage when Wade starts a story with “I spooned a fat chick once.” This was the classiest evidence we could manage to immortalise the moment I spat the aforementioned beverage sip all over the ground, seized by absolutely agonising laughter. As you can see, it was so agonising that I couldn’t keep the phone still.