I made this today in order to achieve a photographically suitable green cocktail for JS to Polaroidise. It tasted like a toothpaste tube exploded all over a honeydew melon and somebody poured acetone on the wreck and set it on fire. Fruity toothpaste fire nightmare. Don’t do it.
  • 3 parts Midori original
  • 2 parts menthol Schnapps
  • 1 part Schweppes classic lemonade
  • juice of one lemon slice
  1. Stir on ice.
  2. Serve.
  3. Mourn shriveling of tastebuds.